Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Caption Contest!

Tau of War's First Caption Contest!
Just like BOLS, I'd love to hear your best quotes on this picture here. Here's my go.
"Tau Piranha Light Skimmers are now coming equipped with DJ mixers and turntables. Check da DJ breaking out da 'ardest beats dis side of da Eastern Fringe, mon!"


Pete W said...

Copilot/DJ: 'Who needs disruption pods when you've got the coolest grooves this side of the maelstrom?'

Hunstman Spider Tank (to the tune of Scissor Sisters): 'But I don't feel like dancing, no sir, no dancing today.'

Rolls two 6s and tears the piranha down.

...I'm sorry OSH, it had to be done. Fantastic conversion by the way. I really like the definition on the chest armour plates (are those Cadian?) and the symbol is nicely done.

Paul Voorheis said...

"Storm, I've got Magneto in sight... I'm taking my shot"

Pearlygates said...

"Ok, so lets start the checks before take-off, to if everythings in order....
Stabalizer's engaged... Check!
Plenty of fuel... Check!
Weapons functioning... Check!
Co-ordinates logged... check!
Comm-link working... Check!
Coffee in Coffee Holder.. Check!
My expensive Shas'O Hillfigure Designer sunglasses, which'll piss Sidestrker off coz he can't afford them 'til next month's pay...check!
... OK! This Bad-ass is ready for war!!!

Martin said...

For some reason it reminds me of Wings of the Apache, so I'll toss in a couple Tommy Lee Jones nuggets.

"Mr. Preston, this operation will be a failure if we all die!"

"You could crash this thing at twenty G's and survive but I am NOT going to prove it to you!"

"Make that damn thing go away son!"

Firewasp said...

"welcome to the Tau TVs latest show, Pimp my piranha."

Sorry had to be said :-P

PapaSpanky said...

Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. You know your perception is completely f**ked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight. - Line from the movie "Heavy Metal"

Old Shatter Hands said...

PapaSpanky for the win!

HuronBH said...



Tylermenz said...

Ye man, I just woke up today with pink hair. The only thing I remember was that Hot Shas'la and a bottle of kroot wine...emi

Sholto said...

"Heh - check it out. I can totally see through Shadowsun's armour with this thing!"

Anonymous said...

Pilot: It's 106 million light years to Terra, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Co-Pilot: Hit it.

Old Shatter Hands said...

Tahrikmili and sholto: those are both awesome! I seriously laughed out loud.

Longscope said...

"you mean this button right here? It says 'Chillin'."


"This button is my 'I win' button. It instantly compiles an army list that is better than every other army list that has ever been conceived"



Chuckles said...

Wikki wikki woooooow

"Why can't I pop the collar on my body armor?"

The Brotha said...

"Riding in my Regal, tryin' to stay legal"